My family owns one of those hella sharp knives that can cut through EVERYTHING no problem so this morning, I was minding my own buisness, cutting my bagel and then all the sudden I SLICE my finger and it has gone through like 15 band aids in 10 minutes and it wont stop bleeding and I haven’t eaten my bagel yet and I’m so frustrated. That was a long ass sentence.
Anonymous asked: What do you want to do when you grow up?
WELL my fantasy is to be a reporter on 60 Minutes, but that’s not very realistic.
I would like to teach english as a second language to kids living in spanish speaking countries, but that would require me becoming extremely fluent in spanish, which also might not be very realistic.
BUT my overall realistic job is teaching spanish as a foreign language to kids in high school.
