“I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.”
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
Realizing that I’m not sure I’m capable of parting with my friends in a month is not a fun realization
Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
I'm Tired Of The Countdowns
I don’t want to leave. There I said it. I don’t want to go away from the only life I’ve known. I honestly cannot get excited about college when life here is everything I want. I don’t want to leave. I don’t want lose contact with the greatest group of friends I could ever ask for. I don’t want to…